Not All That Clever Really

dragonkeeper19600: buzzfeedceleb: George Takei responds to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:10:04 -0400

dragonkeeper19600:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

Click that link. Read all of them.

And read them out loud with that Takei voice. Perfection.

remember this night: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:38:27 -0400

remember this night: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?:

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…

ianthe: benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan i’m crying

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:37:14 -0400

ianthe:

benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

i’m crying

princeravioli: I HAVE BEEN REALLY FRUSTRATED WITH ALL THE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:36:02 -0400

princeravioli:

I HAVE BEEN REALLY FRUSTRATED WITH ALL THE UNSOURCED ART I’VE BEEN SEEING LATELY

PLEASE SOURCE THINGS /CRIES

I can never bring myself to do anything except for pace around in nervous excitement when I know TJ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:11:00 -0400

I can never bring myself to do anything except for pace around in nervous excitement when I know TJ is coming over

I am literally incapable of focusing on any other task

whiskerbaskets: Nautical Tattoos Crossed Anchors on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:14:18 -0400

whiskerbaskets:

Nautical Tattoos

Crossed Anchors on the webbing between the thumb and index fingers marked a bos’n’s (or boatswain’s) mate.
A Harpoon marked a member of the fishing fleet.
Hold written on one set of knuckles and Fast written on the other was meant to give a sailor good grip in the rigging.
A Shellback Turtle or King Neptune was earned when a sailor made it across the Equator.
A Sparrow or a Swallow tattoo would go to a sailor for every 5,000 nautical miles they traveled–a swallow because it can always find its way home.

disneyismyescape: disneywithswank: Bury me in a mahogany...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:24:06 -0400

disneyismyescape:

disneywithswank:

Bury me in a mahogany casket.

Plz and thnx.

oh my god

dragonkeeper19600: “high school will be the best four years of your life” “college is so much...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:42:50 -0400

dragonkeeper19600:

“high school will be the best four years of your life”

“college is so much better”

Okay, I don’t understand why I keep seeing all this stuff on Tumblr about high school being the best part of your life. Literally no one ever told me that my entire life. In fact, the general consensus among all the adults that I asked was that high school was hands-down the worst part of their lives. So where is this idea coming from? And why is everybody bitching about a concept that doesn’t exist?

Yeah. I also had every adult I knew tell me that college was going to be so much easier; like a fuckin breeze compared to high school or something. It’s uh, not. It’s not at all. I have just as much, if not more, work, and I have to deal with independent, adult responsibilities that I didn’t have before. Not to say that some parts aren’t better, or easier than high school, but everyone led me to believe it would be an all around easier experience than high school.

Which is 0% true.

shimmersauce said: CLOTHES CASH IS BEST CASH I KNOW RIGHT sherllllock said: FUCKIN SCOOORE what...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:13:00 -0400

shimmersauce said: CLOTHES CASH IS BEST CASH

I KNOW RIGHT

sherllllock said: FUCKIN SCOOORE

what am I even gonna do with this all this green

do I save it

do I go buy shawarma for all my friends

I just don’t know

WOAH HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND 60 BUCKS IN A PAIR OF SHORTS

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:03:32 -0400

WOAH HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND 60 BUCKS IN A PAIR OF SHORTS

I really love my new icon guys

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:41:19 -0400

I really love my new icon guys

tsunderegirlfriend: Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:21:23 -0400

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

camillelaughingalonewithshibasbecausehergroupmemberswontrespondtoemails.jpeg

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:04:48 -0400

camillelaughingalonewithshibasbecausehergroupmemberswontrespondtoemails.jpeg

backofalexus: souffleguy: The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:21:00 -0400

backofalexus:

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

No crippling communication/social anxiety, the day I have to call a cab by myself and move all of my...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:16:00 -0400

No crippling communication/social anxiety, the day I have to call a cab by myself and move all of my shit to storage is NOT the time to be acting up

I’ve reached the point in the night where I don’t have a filter anymore and I’m...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:13:56 -0400

I’ve reached the point in the night where I don’t have a filter anymore and I’m just doing the passive-aggressive flirting with TJ again

feels good to be back, man

emobaria: you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:46:35 -0400

emobaria:

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt

reasons why u should follow me

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:44:58 -0400

emeraldsplash:

set me free

trust me and we will escape from the city

banasmagiccastle: THE FUCKING TWINS

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:39:21 -0400

banasmagiccastle:

THE FUCKING TWINS

laid up in bed today I’m sick LOVESICK

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:35:01 -0400

laid up in bed today

I’m sick

LOVESICK