Not All That Clever Really

In Which The Artist Does Not Live Up To Her URL

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

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adventuretitan:

niiikooooo:

I watched that one clip of the KLK dub and I thought Satsuki’s voice sounded a bit like Hynden Walch (except deeper) near the end there, so then I fiddled with Audacity and… yeah

sorry, but also not sorry

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oh my god you’re right she sounds a lot like an angry Hynden Walch

Satsuki is played by an actor called Carrie Keranen

i kind of want to check out her stuff now, this was glorious

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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hohokev:

watch this its urgent

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vipersegovia:

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

Yes.


._.

Nope

;)

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epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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jitterbugjive:

a-random-mod:

petitepasserine:

nervous-princess:

thegreenwolf:

sachimo:

abeardfullofbees:

alilnugget:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is
not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”
this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

last year my biggest worry was the steep decline in bee population and apparently thats not about to change anytime soon. people have told me to my face that they think its strange I’m so concerned for the bees. read this you selfish fucks

Get excited, motherfuckers.  Without bees, we will die off.  Bayer and Monsanto continue to produce the chemicals that have been proven to kill them, and the government has their backs.  Bees pollinate 30% of our food in the US and we are passing legislation to PROTECT the scumbags responsible for killing them.
I preach this shit to everyone who will listen and I always get “WAAAAH I HATE BEES THEY STING AND THEY ARE BIG MEANIES!” but think about your future life without kiwis, cranberries, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, peaches, sunflowers, cotton, apples, plums, pears, mustard, celery, peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, beans, cherries, melons, turnips, canola oil, alfalfa, soybeans, lemons, oranges, and I could go on forever.
Bees are amazing creatures who are responsible for the comfortable lives we lead in this country and we cannot sustain and feed our population without them.

Alright you guys, there’s a good amount of notes on this but it’s only making us aware of the problem, not telling us what we can do to help. We can do something to help and YOU CAN HELP, YES THAT MEANS YOU. ALL YOU NEED IS DIRT, A FEW BUCKS, AND A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, LITERALLY. 
Plant flowers that bees like and that attract them.
Bees prefer flowers that are blue, purple, and yellow. Choose flowers that bloom successively over the spring, summer, and fall seasons such as coreopsis, Russian sage, or germander. They especially love clover! Other plants include sage, salvia, oregano, lavender, ironweed, yarrow, yellow hyssop, alfalfa, honeywort, dragonhead, echinacea, bee balm, buttercup, goldenrod and English thyme. Buy seeds online.
GET RID OF THE PESTICIDES!!
If pesticides are killing off the bees so easily, what do you think it’s doing to us? The EPA says studies have shown pesticides can cause birth defects, nerve damage, and cancer. There are other ways to get rid of pests in the garden than using chemicals. Organic Garden Pests shows you how to keep off the bugs the organic way.
Give the bees a free home!
Giving bees a “bee block” alone is a huge load off their backs! You can buy homes here or  You can even build your own. 
Please, if you have already reblogged this, reblog this is again with what I have posted onto it so you know what you can do to help. We can make a difference.
Sources and other helpful links:
5 ways to help our disappearing bees
How to “Friend” Your Native Bees
Why gardening is good for your health
Silence of the Bees

Quick mention of the Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation, a nonprofit group doing a LOT of good work for bees and other pollinators, among others.

signal boost

signal boost this to the ends of the earth

Bees are the nice suzzy cute ones who don’t mind people and are like “hey, we give your plants life and we will just leave you alone and junk but if if you threaten our hive, we will fuck you up”They are pretty chill as long as you don’t threaten them. Just let hem go about their business. It’s wasps that are the evil fuckers that will sting you for no reason.long story short, bees are rad and we need to be(e) saving them

I can attest that bees are quite docile if you don’t threaten their hive or them.
I actually pet bees sometimes while they’re collecting pollen, very gently on the abdomen. There is actually a flower that lightly taps bees on the bum to encourage them to gather more pollen and helps the flower breed.
I have only been stung when I stepped on a bee or accidentally put my hand down on one. Seriously, they don’t want to hurt us, stinging can kill them so they really only sting as a last resort ):
Unlike wasps, who are just fucking assholes who steal shit from picnics.

jitterbugjive:

a-random-mod:

petitepasserine:

nervous-princess:

thegreenwolf:

sachimo:

abeardfullofbees:

alilnugget:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is

not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”

this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

last year my biggest worry was the steep decline in bee population and apparently thats not about to change anytime soon. people have told me to my face that they think its strange I’m so concerned for the bees. read this you selfish fucks

Get excited, motherfuckers.  Without bees, we will die off.  Bayer and Monsanto continue to produce the chemicals that have been proven to kill them, and the government has their backs.  Bees pollinate 30% of our food in the US and we are passing legislation to PROTECT the scumbags responsible for killing them.

I preach this shit to everyone who will listen and I always get “WAAAAH I HATE BEES THEY STING AND THEY ARE BIG MEANIES!” but think about your future life without kiwis, cranberries, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, peaches, sunflowers, cotton, apples, plums, pears, mustard, celery, peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, beans, cherries, melons, turnips, canola oil, alfalfa, soybeans, lemons, oranges, and I could go on forever.

Bees are amazing creatures who are responsible for the comfortable lives we lead in this country and we cannot sustain and feed our population without them.

Alright you guys, there’s a good amount of notes on this but it’s only making us aware of the problem, not telling us what we can do to help. We can do something to help and YOU CAN HELP, YES THAT MEANS YOU. ALL YOU NEED IS DIRT, A FEW BUCKS, AND A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, LITERALLY. 

Plant flowers that bees like and that attract them.

Bees prefer flowers that are blue, purple, and yellow. Choose flowers that bloom successively over the spring, summer, and fall seasons such as coreopsis, Russian sage, or germander. They especially love clover! Other plants include sage, salvia, oregano, lavender, ironweed, yarrow, yellow hyssop, alfalfa, honeywort, dragonhead, echinacea, bee balm, buttercup, goldenrod and English thyme. Buy seeds online.

GET RID OF THE PESTICIDES!!

If pesticides are killing off the bees so easily, what do you think it’s doing to us? The EPA says studies have shown pesticides can cause birth defects, nerve damage, and cancer. There are other ways to get rid of pests in the garden than using chemicals. Organic Garden Pests shows you how to keep off the bugs the organic way.

Give the bees a free home!

Giving bees a “bee block” alone is a huge load off their backs! You can buy homes here or  You can even build your own. 

Please, if you have already reblogged this, reblog this is again with what I have posted onto it so you know what you can do to help. We can make a difference.

Sources and other helpful links:

5 ways to help our disappearing bees

How to “Friend” Your Native Bees

Why gardening is good for your health

Silence of the Bees

Quick mention of the Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation, a nonprofit group doing a LOT of good work for bees and other pollinators, among others.

signal boost

signal boost this to the ends of the earth

Bees are the nice suzzy cute ones who don’t mind people and are like “hey, we give your plants life and we will just leave you alone and junk but if if you threaten our hive, we will fuck you up”
They are pretty chill as long as you don’t threaten them. Just let hem go about their business. It’s wasps that are the evil fuckers that will sting you for no reason.

long story short, bees are rad and we need to be(e) saving them

I can attest that bees are quite docile if you don’t threaten their hive or them.

I actually pet bees sometimes while they’re collecting pollen, very gently on the abdomen. There is actually a flower that lightly taps bees on the bum to encourage them to gather more pollen and helps the flower breed.

I have only been stung when I stepped on a bee or accidentally put my hand down on one. Seriously, they don’t want to hurt us, stinging can kill them so they really only sting as a last resort ):

Unlike wasps, who are just fucking assholes who steal shit from picnics.

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pukind:

Because this is tumblr, it’s transparent. You have to drag it. 

Well, I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for quite some time… and so I took some time out of my personal weekend projects to make, just for you guys, the single-most requested character I’ve gotten since I started making fanart plushes from Homestuck! So in celebration of reaching several milestones that all went by too quickly for me to celebrate (and still coming, yow!) Here it is!

BIG GRAND PRIZE:

  • twwo royal curvved horns 
  • savvvvy specs
  • a shock a vviolet hair proof enough a this princely heritage
  • a piercin gaze fittin only a wwell hatched troll a the sea
  • a friend for evven your most genocidal a powwwwowws
  • stunnin sense a dress enough to strike fear into evven the most foolhardy a landdwwellers 
  • a matesprit any abdicated empress to be wwould a been lucky to havve
  • powwerful wwretched wwhite science incase the wwould be empress abdicates too hard and accidentally eschewws your advvances
  • its not magic man wwe talked about this

NOT INCLUDED

  • Actual genocide

RULES:

  • Reblog this post to enter
  • You can reblog it as many times as you like, but don’t use alt accounts
  • You don’t have to be following me
  • Send ANY INQUIRIES to my special giveaway tumblr: http://pukind-giveaway.tumblr.com/ask/

FURTHER READING (IMPORTANT INFORMATION)

  • This giveaway will run until July 12
  • THE DOLL IS COMPLETELY FREE
  • Winner within the United States pays NO SHIPPING
  • International MUST PAY SHIPPING and MUST UNDERSTAND any and all problems that may arise with international shipping (customs, lost packages, long shipping times, etc.)
  • ALLERGY WARNING: This doll is made completely of wool and is not recommended if you have a wool allergy
  • THIS DOLL IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY. It is a hand-made collectible and has fragile parts.
  • If you are under the age of 18, you must have permission from your parents or guardians to give out your shipping address. 
  • and lastly, I do NOT sell Homestuck dolls or Homestuck doll commissions, nor will I sell this doll to you privately before the contest’s end. Please do not ask!

That’s it, have fun and good luck, landdwwellers! 

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happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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