Not All That Clever Really

In Which The Artist Does Not Live Up To Her URL

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f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

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680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

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trinandtonic:

thedoubleclicks:

We approve this message.

"I hate the way this bikini top chafes do I really have to wear it all day?"
"Can we put on some real clothes now?"

this is the first time I’ve voluntarily listened to an entire country song since I was in junior high 

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youngblackandvegan:

black excellence

youngblackandvegan:

black excellence

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These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

Vampire:

Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf:

If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch:

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost:

Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein:

Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy:

If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie:

Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie:

If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph:

What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid:

How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter:

What would you change about yourself?

Banshee:

If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren:

If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie:

If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury:

What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus:

What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus:

What’s one thing you can’t live without?

grinningmoonlight:

"Attractive people don’t simply fall from the sky!"

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hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

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jakethenicholas:

When your friends are all online at the same time

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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