Not All That Clever Really

In Which The Artist Does Not Live Up To Her URL

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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propheticaloeswood:

casual reminder that the apocalyptic violence is still happening in ferguson because the police refused to fire a white cop who shot dead an innocent unarmed black kid 

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gothiccharmschool:

Everyone always needs to see fuzzy bats being adorable. ALWAYS.

(Source: kiyza, via cornbreab)

there’s nothing more disappointing than thinking food looks and sounds really good and then eating it and finding out it’s…not

leela-summers:

Funny Tumblr posts about periods

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foodnun:

she needs an Oscar 

(Source: mycroftly, via welcometomybeautifulmind)

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

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shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

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vipersegovia:

pocketpicasso:

aaaaand here’s a snippity snip of my layout homework from the week, too! i don’t love tangly hair. i DO love my dad giving it his best shot!


This was my fucking childhood. Omg.

vipersegovia:

pocketpicasso:

aaaaand here’s a snippity snip of my layout homework from the week, too! i don’t love tangly hair. i DO love my dad giving it his best shot!

This was my fucking childhood. Omg.

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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